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BODY PARTS FOUND IN WATER NEWR HOMELESS CAMP

Authorities were alerted to reports of what looked like several bodies floating in the water in one of America’s most dangerous cities. Upon further investigation the CHP has released the following statement:

“This was just some mannequins out for a morning swim. We’re not sure where these mannequins came from or how they got in the water, but have no fear….no mannequins were injured or killed in the making, creating or writing of this post…..

…..only in Stockton!!” #stockton ☠️🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻