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STOCKTON- BODY PARTS FOUND IN WATER NEWR HOMELESS CAMP Authorities were alerted to reports of what looked like several bodies floating in the water in one of America’s most dangerous cities. Upon further investigation the CHP has released the following statement: “This was just some mannequins out for a morning swim. We’re not sure where these mannequins came from or …
STOCKTON- Yesterday the California Highway Patrol posted an announcement of an interaction one of their officers had involving a station wagon and possible tiger? Thankfully it turned out to only be a stuffed animal. Below is the text of their post: “????…IS THAT A TIGER..?? MEANWHILE IN STOCKTON….. While at a red light, an officer from CHP-Stockton, looked to his …
STOCKTON- Not sure if they’re doing April Fools Day two days late or if this is what it’s come to, but the CHP announced today they’ll now be deploying a new drug sniffing goat in Stockton. In a statement released today the CHP says the goat will be used to, “help catch baaaad guys”. Yes you read that right. ? …
